Its not easy being a stuffed toy

Its not easy being a stuffed toy

Dogs chew me up and no one cares if I get slobbered on.

Little kids chew on me and I get forgotten or lost.

I get flung around the room and kicked out the window.

Or I get stomped on and buried under other toys in a box.

My fur gets covered in sand and gets all dirty and wet.

I get left behind furniture and I get stinky.

My button eyes get pulled out and I have to get new ones.

My fur gets painted and birds poop on me.

I get put in this machine and it drenches me.

They hang me out to dry and they peg my ears.

Visitors step on me in there high heel shoes.

I get put in bed and I suffocate under the blankets.

The cat uses me as its scratching post.

The kids dress me up in pink dresses.

They make me wear pink diapers.

They throw me in the pool.

Its not easy being a stuffed toy.

Sea Monster

SEA MONSTER!!!

I was at the beach, when I saw this thing on the rocks. I thought it was a seal. I was wrong.

It was a huge fish with rows of horse like teeth in its mouth. I was scared out of my wits when I saw the two saber tooth tiger like fangs on the front of its mouth.                           !!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                       

The sharp spike on top of its head, looked as if it was poking the sky.

It had leather like scales and its black eyes bore into me. A disgusting smell of rotten fish filled my nose and the sea monster slid back into the water and swam out of sight.

All I saw as it swam away was its bony tail with sharp spikes and the small fins that steered this creature through the water.

Was this creature a dinosaur that somehow survived? Could it be a threat to all mankind?